Disclaimer.

LARP™ is a fictional, satirical project created for entertainment. The website, its membership, its licenses, its manifestos and its general air of authority are part of a long-form joke, not a real-world organization, service, product or institution.

There is no real LARP™ corporation. No real boardroom. No real headquarters (though we would absolutely brand one).

Any characters, organizations, services, memberships, credentials, claims, statistics, prices, policies or other representations on this website should be understood within the satirical and fictional context of the project. Our numbers are made up. Our achievements are made up. Our confidence, however, is sincere.

Nothing on this website is professional, legal, financial, medical, governmental or any other kind of real-world advice. Do not rely on its fictional content for real-world decisions. If you need a lawyer, hire one. If you need a doctor, see one. If you need a license to LARP, congratulations. You are in the right place.

If real people, organizations, brands or situations happen to resemble anything shown on this website, that resemblance is coincidental and not intended to imply endorsement, affiliation or partnership unless explicitly stated. We are not affiliated with anyone who LARPs better than we do.